MalaBushisms:
Pithy Words of Wisdom That Our President May or May Not Have Allegedly Spoken (or not spoken)
Well, I stride to do my best
with every undertakering
Two grueling years in The Guard were so very hard
But now, I’m governatoring
It’s beyond my apprehension
To interpretate
So I leave the perpendiculars
Up to Rove and Dick and fate
My Carpet-Tunnel Synonym kept me from the military
When asked if I’d been drinking I just grinned and said, “Yes, very”
Lots of electrical votes from the great state of Texas
For that I can be thankful
Along with Jeb and my dad and Condi so glad
Every time you buy a tankful
I saw the 16th Chapel once
that time I went to Europe
The kids today, it’s a crime, the way they waste time
and they take so much for granite
I know how hard it is to put food on your family
But I believe human beings and fish can coexist peacefully
In this great land of the home and the brave of the free
We’re all proud against Americans just like you and me
You can fool me once, or twice or even 3 times, my friend
Cause i know how the song goes and you can’t get fooled again
I’ve always thought of myself
as one of the Frozen Chew
But lots of folks misunderestimated me
and the things that I might do.
Like a wolf in cheap clothing
I’m really quite extinguished
Andover and 4 years at Yale
But still I ain’t no linguist
It ain’t the heat – it’s the humility
And the future today, well it’s just not the same as it used to be
I’m never ever ever ever late
Always been punctuated.
Like Bond I like my parmesan
To be shaken and not grated
And when I dine, I order wine
with neutrons on my salad
But when I’m with my buddy Dick
He gets quail or sometimes mallard
Things today are unparalyzed in our history
And how I ever got this job remains a mystery
In this great land of the home and the brave of the free
We’re all proud against Americans just like you and me
You can fool me once, or twice or even 3 times, my friend
Cause i know how the song goes and you can’t get fooled again
The United States of America is engaged in a war
‘gainst an extremist group of folks.
The great thing about America
is everyone should vote
The reality in the realistic sense
I didn’t say what I actually said
I may or may not have allegedly made a wrong mistake
But they mis-quotated me instead
The most spectacular bombings are by al Qaeda suiciders
I’ll let you know when we’re done because I’m the decider
Big storm blew in to New Orleans
We had to evaporate the residents
No wot hotter weater or electric or phone
While my vacation hung in the balance
A rolling stone gathers no moths
We’re making steadfast progress
So let’s get down to brass roots
And just call this thing a conquest
You know when God speaks
That he always speaks slow and direct to me
This most critical point and this time
in the world hysterectomy
On the surface it looks like things got to be quite a mess
But I believe
that good folks everywhere will agree
that Ringo said it best - Tomorrow never knows
Tomorrow never knows
Tomorrow never knows
Tomorrow never snows